Yes, it is true. I love sarcasm-whether it is dishing it out or taking it...here's an example...my three year old falls and scrapes his knee-my response (after I clean him up)...well, I guess we are going to have to cut it off...it only worked the first couple of times though-now he brings me his scissors and asks me to cut it off...hmmm....
Of course there are always the "one-liners"-you know those that are quick witted-yes, I have been rolling on the floor laughing on many occassion...my husband and I were talking with our neighbors-we were talking about dogs (the animal kind) and the subject about dogs sleeping in bed with people...(first, you need to know that my husband has two ex-wives-a topic for another blog). Anyway, my husband said-"I don't let dogs sleep in my bed." My response? "Well, you let your two ex-wives sleep in your bed..." Call me evil, but it was funny-even to my husband and rest assured he did get me back, but for some reason I can't remember what he said...lol.
Yes, I am blonde-I like blonde jokes...I don't get offended...I like a good joke always...know a good CLEAN one? This is a family oriented blog...share it!
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Haha gotta love three year olds :)
Incredibly lame, but still made me chuckle :):
A magician was driving down a road...then he turned into a driveway.
haha :)
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